one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds
“You know what sucks the most about break ups? The aftermath where every single thing reminds you of her. You hear her name or see it written on a sign and you get this rush of emotions. The song that used to be “our song” is skipped when it comes on shuffle and anytime it’s on somewhere in public you die a little inside. Those inside jokes become the most painful memories, and those sayings you’ve picked up from each other become words you avoid saying out loud because all they do is remind you of her. If you meet someone with the same name you can’t even look them in the eye because all you’re thinking about is her. She’s gone but she’s everywhere at the same time, you can’t escape her. You relive the heartbreak every single day, and that’s the worst part about break ups.”
"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????